Orthodox Santa

location: public cab, somewhere between Petah Tiqwa (religious serious city) and Tel Aviv (...)
time: 2 p.m. New Year

A group of semi-drunk army-aged young guys and two girls were in a cab on their way from a boring city of "in Israel there cannot be such a thing as New Year bcs God will get upset" to Tel Aviv, that looks like a totally different non-stop partying country. At some point two probably serbian women and a man joined the merry company.
In efforts to make an imression on the girls, guys started making small jokes, but considering that when you are drunk there is no low voice in the spectrum of human abilities, women heard that and a loud drunken arguement started:
- Hey, we were celebrating, don't laugh at us (serbian accent in russian didnt help to stop the giggling)
- yeah, we are not laughing (heheheheheheh)
- Shall I show you what will you get if you dont stop?
- Oh,...yeah..c'mon...aha....

And so on for the next ten minutes, until all of a sudden...the cab stopped to pick another passenger and an orthodox ultra religiuos man walked in wearring traditional white shirt, black suit, huge hat, white tziziyot and those curls of wisdom. He assumed that the present ppl were celebrating the forbidden holiday and of course he'd better not know how the population goes down and there is no tomorrow in such tempo. So he tried to ignore the company as hard as he could and look at some unknown direction, when on eof the guys, still staring at the rabbi shouted happily :
- And here is SANTA CLAUS!!!!!

At this point everybody in the cab burst out in laughter and immedeately decided that they have to join forces vs the santa ;)) Needledd to say - Santa made a "omg, plz make those sinners that just ruined my ticket to heaven disappear"..but they didnt.

It was such a fun-ride, totally in the spirit of holiday!